Top Five Reasons [Not] to Adopt

1. You have lots of extra cash lying around.

2. You want to piss off your grandparents.

3. You have a spare bedroom that you want occupied so your in-laws can’t stay with you when they visit.

4. You have lots of undone yard work.

5. You’re worried your genes are recessive and your spouse’s are dominant.

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One response to “Top Five Reasons [Not] to Adopt

  1. Wow. I was wondering how I was going to get that yard work done! Great idea!

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